Das Waicist!

 

I was having lunch with an Asian friend of mine, and this short Asian lady walks by. She was very short, height was just below 4 foot mark. I say to my Asian friend, "If an Asian person is less than 4 feet tall, does that make them a midget or just an average Asian person?" He laughed, and replied, "You're such a fuckin' racist bastard, you know that?"

Upon hearing this, I thought to myself, I can't be racist. I just. Can't. Be. An. Racist. So I did a little google search to look for some way to prove I wasn't racist. The result I found was this test that Harvard conducted. So, for the sake of science, I took the test. Here's my result.

 

So maybe I'm just racist for wrong type of Asian. CaucAsian, not Oriental Asian.

Things that baffle me.

I walked into our office bathroom today, and I noticed something. Every guy that walks up to the urinal spits in the urinal before they start to take a piss. What's up with that? I'm guessing it's the bathroom smell, but I can't verify if anyone spits in the toilet before they take a shit. Maybe this is only exclusive to my workplace. Who knows, maybe I'm the weird one not spitting before I take a leak.

Random Conversations

My drunk uncle told me a joke the other day. Of course I was drunk too, but I can recall the main point of the story.

An old lady walks into a waiting room. She feels the sudden urge to bust a fart, but her old body couldn't hold it in. So she lets it go, and takes a seat. She turns to the a guy sitting next to her and says, "Good thing I didn't make any noise." The guy turns to her and says,"Maybe you need to change the battery in your hearing aid."

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