Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts

Thursday, March 17, 2011

The World's Greatest Extra: Jesse Heiman


You see that face? Do you recognize that guy? You probably do, but you can't quite remember where exactly it was you saw him. His name is Jesse Heiman and he's been an extra for the past 10 years. He's been on movies like Old School, American Pie 2, and Spiderman. As well as TV series like Arrested Development, Glee, and NCIS.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

The Hangover 2 Teaser

It's official, the Wolfpack is back. The first movie followed the Wolfpack in Vegas, but this time the Pack has taken their shenanigans to Thailand. Former President Bill Clinton makes a cameo in the new movie. And to replace the baby, there seems to be a monkey accompanying the big three this time.

The Hangover II in theaters May 26.


Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Source Code

I just saw the trailer to this new Jake Gyllenhaal movie titled "Source Code". The movie looks like it has nothing to do with actual source code, but more to do with bombs.

When decorated soldier Captain Colter Stevens (Jake Gyllenhaal) wakes up in the body of an unknown man, he discovers he's part of a mission to find the bomber of a Chicago commuter train. In an assignment unlike any he's ever known, he learns he's part of a government experiment called the "Source Code," a program that enables him to cross over into another man's identity in the last 8 minutes of his life. With a second, much larger target threatening to kill millions in downtown Chicago, Colter re-lives the incident over and over again, gathering clues each time, until he can solve the mystery of who is behind the bombs and prevent the next attack. 

Basically, Jake lives the last eight minutes of another guy's life, and relives it over and over until he can figure out the identity of the bomber. And the kicker, he gets to live these 8 minutes each time with the other guy's wife *bow chika wow wow*. This movie is The Matrix, Ground Hog's Day, Inception, and Sophie's Choice all rolled into one big fat budget movie.

Movie comes out April Fool's day.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

SOME THINGS I LEARNED WATCHING GRANDMA'S BOY


Grandma's Boy is about this 30 something year old game tester who is forced to live with his grandma and her 2 old roommates after being evicted from his apartment. It's not a bad movie actually, it's pretty funny. Typical Happy Madison movie.

1. Majority of gamers don't have social lives.
2. Grey bush is a fitting term for an old guy.
5. Weed dealers are cool as hell.
6. "You can get past a dog, but no one fucks with a lion."
7. You can't raise your voice when a lion is around.
8. If you live with your parents after the age of 23, they're no longer your parents, they're your roommates.
9. ALWAYS Lock the door before spanking the monkey.

10. Do not name future daughter Laura.


11. Did not know Jonah Hill (Superbad, Take Him To The Greek) was in this movie


12. Grandmas are awesome.



13. Bongs make good vases
14. Beer, cereal, and chips go good with weed.
15. There are geeks in the world who dress like they're in the matrix



16. You can teach a monkey Tae Kwon Do
17. Old ladies with short hair dos are cougars
18. Wear oven mitts when handling hot trays
19. Vegans are sensitive about what they eat
20. Some of the shirts were made by J!NX Clothing


Real games advertised in the movie:
1. Guilty Gears X
2. Fight Night
3. GTA: San Andreas
4. City of Heroes
5. Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater
6. Dance Dance Revolution
7. Lineage II
8. Halo 2
9. Resident Evil 4

Fake Games:
1. Canada Must Die
2. Eternal Death Slayer1 , 2, 3
3. Ninja Blood Orgy
4. Unicorn Derby
5. Gay Robot
6. Fadrian's Quest