Thursday, February 3, 2011

Das Waicist!

 

I was having lunch with an Asian friend of mine, and this short Asian lady walks by. She was very short, height was just below 4 foot mark. I say to my Asian friend, "If an Asian person is less than 4 feet tall, does that make them a midget or just an average Asian person?" He laughed, and replied, "You're such a fuckin' racist bastard, you know that?"

Upon hearing this, I thought to myself, I can't be racist. I just. Can't. Be. An. Racist. So I did a little google search to look for some way to prove I wasn't racist. The result I found was this test that Harvard conducted. So, for the sake of science, I took the test. Here's my result.


 
So maybe I'm just racist for wrong type of Asian. CaucAsian, not Oriental Asian.
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27 comments:

  1. TheDankManFebruary 3, 2011 at 10:27 PM

    Lol nice blog, following!

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  2. metalpark_73189February 3, 2011 at 11:08 PM

    Lmfaoooooo xD. Good post dude =D

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  3. Jimmy FungusFebruary 3, 2011 at 11:14 PM

    To me to be a "racist" you have to be malicious about it, not just making a harmless joke about a stereotype.

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  4. epicwallpapersandart.blogspotFebruary 3, 2011 at 11:15 PM

    depends on situation and how well u know the other person.

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  5. tadpoleFebruary 3, 2011 at 11:23 PM

    Looks like you're safe, bro

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  6. Chris SedunFebruary 3, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    Those asians are so sensitive...

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  7. Johnny DramaFebruary 3, 2011 at 11:55 PM

    lol nice post, i think you're fine.

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  8. KitariFebruary 4, 2011 at 12:15 AM

    My two best friends are Indian and Asian (Indasian :D) and we joke about it all the time.

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2011 at 1:14 AM

    I've had people pull the "that's racist" card on me many times, even though I'm not racist. Just them being touchy and insecure I suppose...

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  10. What a wonderful worldFebruary 4, 2011 at 2:01 AM

    Racism is bad. :)

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  11. JamesFebruary 4, 2011 at 2:16 AM

    lol'd niceee

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2011 at 2:25 AM

    hahahaha, nice joke

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  13. LesFebruary 4, 2011 at 2:32 AM

    racism's fine as long as no-one from that race is around. If they are, substitute religions.

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  14. !sense!February 4, 2011 at 3:55 AM

    I thought Id see the black meter go off or something

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  15. AlopixFebruary 4, 2011 at 4:43 AM

    Acts>thoughts. For me, the biggest racists are those that act with hatred, then come these that support them.

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  16. shadiFebruary 4, 2011 at 5:47 AM

    most of asian people are short.

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  17. PlansetasFebruary 4, 2011 at 6:17 AM

    You racist bastard!! Just joking. I think you just like to ask straight questions that's all. And also where did you find that test?:)

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  18. KinsataFebruary 4, 2011 at 8:51 AM

    I don't know. I think people looking for racism is more racist and anything else. If it's always at the forefront of their minds, doesn't that make them racist too?

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  19. xSilhouettexFebruary 4, 2011 at 1:36 PM

    iv been in similar situations

    following and supporting

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  20. HéxXxèNFebruary 4, 2011 at 2:03 PM

    lol very nice, following bro

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  21. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2011 at 2:04 PM

    Sorry, I thought I put the test in the original post.

    https://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/

    Click demonstration

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  22. IsaacFebruary 4, 2011 at 2:29 PM

    Might wanna watch these kind of posts bro, check out your page, It's full of public service stuff. Followed you though

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  23. my day in a sentenceFebruary 4, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    You know... As long as you don't start to negatively discriminate someone, I don't mind you noticing that Asians aren't tall.

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  24. VikFebruary 4, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    I have no idea what those statistics meant.

    But yeah...racism, the word gets thrown around so much today that it's lost alot of meaning.

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  25. beyondthisallFebruary 4, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    Haha, very cool

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  26. MeFebruary 4, 2011 at 9:54 PM

    goddamit another political correctness thing I hate. i hate it when people shout out 'thats racist'!

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  27. AnonymousFebruary 19, 2011 at 2:56 AM

    I think that the white hetrosexual male is the only race in the world that you can ridicule and expect no comeback or protest of any kind.

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