Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Random Conversations

My drunk uncle told me a joke the other day. Of course I was drunk too, but I can recall the main point of the story.

An old lady walks into a waiting room. She feels the sudden urge to bust a fart, but her old body couldn't hold it in. So she lets it go, and takes a seat. She turns to the a guy sitting next to her and says, "Good thing I didn't make any noise." The guy turns to her and says,"Maybe you need to change the battery in your hearing aid."

Thank you for wasting your time here.
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  1. murz90February 2, 2011 at 4:00 AM

    Ahahahhaha, good one! :D


    Following,
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  2. AnonFebruary 2, 2011 at 4:23 AM

    loooool xD i laughed a lot, thank you :)

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2011 at 4:24 AM

    Thanks, I thought that joke could only be enjoyed through the influence of alcohol.

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  4. metalpark_73189February 2, 2011 at 4:53 AM

    LMFAOOOOO!!! Haha that was a good one bro. Following for more!

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  5. AlopixFebruary 2, 2011 at 5:35 AM

    That WAS funny! :)

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  6. A player of gamesFebruary 2, 2011 at 6:08 AM

    Heh not to bad i guess.

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  7. PlansetasFebruary 2, 2011 at 6:37 AM

    i loled haha

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  8. TeakayFebruary 2, 2011 at 7:56 AM

    nice one; igorance is bliss

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  9. AugustineOfRhinoFebruary 2, 2011 at 8:36 AM

    Lol, what were you drinking?

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  10. DFebruary 2, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    hahahaha.

    I'm a recovering-recovering alcoholic.

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  11. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2011 at 11:36 AM

    lol, thats a good one

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  12. Maus-cFebruary 2, 2011 at 11:38 AM

    a guy walks into a bar
    he spots a pretty lady
    "hey lady can i buy you a drink"
    "sure but you won't like me"
    "why?"
    "i'm a lesbian"
    "what's that?"
    "see that girl over there? i want to take her and fuck her savagely"
    "i think i'm a lesbian too"

    HUUURRRR
    it's only funny because an 80 year old homeless man told it to me

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  13. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2011 at 11:58 AM

    @Maus-c

    I'll have to remember to tell my uncle that one. He kinda looks like an 80 year old homeless man, but I imagine my uncle has more teeth than your homeless friend.

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