My drunk uncle told me a joke the other day. Of course I was drunk too, but I can recall the main point of the story.
An old lady walks into a waiting room. She feels the sudden urge to bust a fart, but her old body couldn't hold it in. So she lets it go, and takes a seat. She turns to the a guy sitting next to her and says, "Good thing I didn't make any noise." The guy turns to her and says,"Maybe you need to change the battery in your hearing aid."
Thank you for wasting your time here.